:-)


I am the very model of a modern criminologist
And proof that magnifying glass and gladstone bag can co-exist.
I spend my days investigating all events nefarious
And spend my nights in Baker Street with pipe and Stradivarius
I'm also quite an expert on tobacco and its origin
I clarify my theories while I pace around with violin
My enemies are numerous, they doubt that I can better them,
And those which are most dangerous are listed under letter "M"
The men who work at Scotland Yard have cases which have not been solved;
They hope that I can tell them all about the criminals involved.
As long as gladstone bag and magnifying glass can co-exist,
I am the very model of a modern criminologist