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Nechama Chaya ([personal profile] med_cat) wrote2015-12-02 06:05 am

Get Mother what she really wants this Christmas!

Give mother a Colt for Xmas

...Hmm, what d'ya reckon, folks, shall I ask for one for myself? ;)) (or, better yet, purchase one for my mother?)

[identity profile] capt-facepalm.livejournal.com 2015-12-02 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Colt, the horse... not colt, the gun. Santa should stay away from the eggnog until after Christmas.

[identity profile] elenbarathi.livejournal.com 2015-12-02 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Reminds me of one of my favorite Christmas songs, Weird Al's The Night Santa Went Crazy (https://youtu.be/HTGlUMvbhSw). Notice the close-up of the Colt label on his rifle: product placement for the win!

LOL, I've never wanted either a Colt or a colt in all my days. In my younger days, I used to be fairly deadly at shooting cans off a fence rail with a .22, and can stay on the back of a mellow, well-trained horse that's not actively trying to ditch me, but that's as good as it gets.