Poem of the day, take 2

[med_cat]

PRAYER AT THE END OF A ROPE

Dear Lord, observe this bended knee,
This visage meek and humble,
And heed this confidential plea,
Voiced in a reverent mumble.

I ask no miracles nor stunts,
No heavenly radiogram;
I only ask for once, just once,
To not be in a jam.

One little moment thy servant craves
Of being his own master;
One placid vale between the waves
Of duty and disaster.

Oh, when the postman's whistle shrills
Just once, Lord, let me grin:
Let me have settled last month's bills
Before this month's come in.

Let me not bite more off the cob
Than I have teeth to chew;
Please let me finish just one job
Before the next is due.

Consider, too, my social life,
Sporadic though it be;
Why is it only mental strife
That pleasure brings to me?

For months, when people entertain,
Me they do not invite;
Then suddenly invitations rain,
All for the self-same night.

R.S.V.P.'s  I pray thee send
Alone and not in bunches,
Or teach me I cannot attend
Two dinners or two lunches.

Let me my hostess not insult
Not call her diamonds topaz;
Else harden me to the result
Of my fantastic faux pas.

One little lull, Lord, that's my plea,
Then loose the storm again;
Just once, this once, I beg to be
Not in a jam. Amen.

(Ogden Nash)

Comments

[med_cat]

No, I don't. It's a stupid question, I'm sure, but who is he?

Thanks,
Cat

[rabidsamfan.livejournal.com]

One of the wonderful humorous/sometimes serious poets of the twentieth century. He wrote the poems about archy and mehitabel. And yes, I'm not putting in capital letters on purpose.

http://www.donmarquis.com/archy/

[rabidsamfan.livejournal.com]

I particularly recommend:

the lesson of the moth
and
archy interviews a pharoah

[med_cat]

Thank you for the recommendation; I shall take a look at his poems :)

Cat

[med_cat]

Thank you very much again; these are very interesting :)

Cat