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Nechama Chaya ([personal profile] med_cat) wrote2010-02-06 05:41 am
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Song: Morning Calisthenics

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Translation of lyrics:
Deep breath
  arms wide apart
  slowly
  three
  four
Morning calisthenics will give you
  a cheerful mind
  grace and elegance
  overall  good health
  and sobers you up in the morning
  (if you're still alive that is)
  morning  calisthenics!
 if you're in your flat
  lie down on the floor
  three
  four
  make the movements properly
  disregard outside influences
  get used to the novelty
  take deep breaths till you're exhausted
  the incidence of flu is rising in all the countries
the epidemic is growing and spreading
  if you're feeble, you will immediately drop dead of the flu
   so, to preserve your health
  use water rubs
  if you're tired already,
  sit and stand up...
  again!
  you don't need to be afraid of Arctic and Antarctic regions!
  the chief academician Ioffe has proved it
the morning calisthenics are better for you than coffee and brandy!
  don't talk
  do sit ups till you fall down!
  and don't be gloomy and frowning
  if you can't take it any longer,  rub your body all over with a cold wet cloth
  no need to be afraid of bad news
in response to the news, we start running in place
  even a beginner wins!
 marvelous! among the runners nobody is behind or ahead
  running in place makes everybody get along well!
 

[identity profile] songmali.livejournal.com 2010-02-06 11:39 am (UTC)(link)
Весёлая песенка,люблю её,поднимает настроение!

[identity profile] songmali.livejournal.com 2010-02-06 12:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Очень правильно!!!=))

[identity profile] duathir.livejournal.com 2016-08-19 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Funny how the guitar music continues after he sets his guitar aside. I am very impressed with his unexpected athletic ability.

I will send this song on to [livejournal.com profile] pigshitpoet; may it brighten his day. Thank you again.