Get Mother what she really wants this Christmas!

[med_cat]

...Hmm, what d'ya reckon, folks, shall I ask for one for myself? ;)) (or, better yet, purchase one for my mother?)

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[capt-facepalm.livejournal.com]

Colt, the horse... not colt, the gun. Santa should stay away from the eggnog until after Christmas.

[med_cat]

Well, I must say that neither I nor my mother wants either item :P

[elenbarathi.livejournal.com]

Reminds me of one of my favorite Christmas songs, Weird Al's The Night Santa Went Crazy (https://youtu.be/HTGlUMvbhSw). Notice the close-up of the Colt label on his rifle: product placement for the win!

LOL, I've never wanted either a Colt or a colt in all my days. In my younger days, I used to be fairly deadly at shooting cans off a fence rail with a .22, and can stay on the back of a mellow, well-trained horse that's not actively trying to ditch me, but that's as good as it gets.

[med_cat]

Good gracious re: song, Elen! :P It's certainly very subversive... And yes, a very prominent product placement, that's for sure.

(I must say I liked his "Word Crimes" and "First world problems" better; thanks for pointing me to those some weeks back :)

I see re: colts and Colts ;)

[elenbarathi.livejournal.com]

There was a time in my life when subversive Xmas songs were my best defense against the Spirit of Christmas Past. Christmastime In Hell (https://youtu.be/i7-MML1INlk) from South Park is another cheery one.

I like a lot of Weird Al's songs - LOL, here's Jerry Springer (https://youtu.be/dcEIRpm_hjg) set to clips from LotR. (Who makes these things?!?)