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About love, and mathematics
“He's teaching her arithmetic,
He said it was his mission,
He kissed her once, he kissed her twice, and said,
"Now that's addition."
And as he added smack by smack
In silent satisfaction,
She sweetly gave the kisses back and said,
"Now that's subtraction."
Then he kissed her, and she kissed him,
Without an explanation,
And both together smiled and said,
"That's multiplication."
Then Dad appeared upon the scene and
Made a quick decision.
He kicked that kid three blocks away
And said, "That's long division!”
― Chicken Soup for the College Soul: Inspiring and Humorous Stories About College
A Mathematician's Love Proposal
You integrate my differential
And dislocate my focus.
My pulse goes up like exponential
Whenever you cross my locus.
Without you, the world is null and void:
So won't you be my cardioid?
He said it was his mission,
He kissed her once, he kissed her twice, and said,
"Now that's addition."
And as he added smack by smack
In silent satisfaction,
She sweetly gave the kisses back and said,
"Now that's subtraction."
Then he kissed her, and she kissed him,
Without an explanation,
And both together smiled and said,
"That's multiplication."
Then Dad appeared upon the scene and
Made a quick decision.
He kicked that kid three blocks away
And said, "That's long division!”
― Chicken Soup for the College Soul: Inspiring and Humorous Stories About College
A Mathematician's Love Proposal
You integrate my differential
And dislocate my focus.
My pulse goes up like exponential
Whenever you cross my locus.
Without you, the world is null and void:
So won't you be my cardioid?
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