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February 26th, 2010

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Quotes of the day

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Those who fling mud lose a lot of ground.
(Anon)

"A man sees in the world what he carries in his heart." 
(Goethe)
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Smile :)

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В спальню лорда врывается слуга и истошно орет:
- Сэр! Спасайтесь! Темза вышла из берегов...
- Ну что вы, Берримор. Выйдите и доложите, как положено!
Через пять минут дверь распахивается под напором воды. На волне, сидя на надувном плотике, дворецкий возвещает:
- Темза, сэр!!

The valet bursts into his master's bedroom, screaming:
"Sir! Save yourself! The Thames has overflowed its banks!...."
"What do you mean, Barrymore? Leave and then come back and announce it the way you're supposed to!"
In five minutes, the door swings open because of water pressing against it on the outside.  On top of the wave, on an inflatable raft, sits the valet, proclaiming:
"The River Thames, Sir!!!"

 

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