My Virtual Reading Room

If you don't like me, you have bad taste.

It is not enough to know one's worth--one must also be in demand.

I'm not accusing you, I'm just saying that everything is your fault.

If you want to have breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

Where have you seen a cat who was worried about what mice were saying about her?

If others are digging a pit for you, do not interfere.  When they finish, you can make it into a swimming pool.

According to criminal statistics, not one woman ever shot her husband while he was washing dishes.