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"If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?"
(Lily Tomlin)

"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet."
(Mae West)

"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."
(Rodney Dangerfield)

"Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards."
(Benjamin Franklin)

"A wife is a person who can look in the top drawer of a dresser and find a man's handkerchief that isn't there."
(Lou Apuzzo)

"To keep your marriage brimming,
With love in the loving cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it;
Whenever you're right, shut up."
(Ogden Nash)