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Top 10 Reasons To Become A Nurse

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Top 10 Reasons To Become A Nurse

10. Pays better than McDonald's (though the hours aren't as good.)
9. Fashionable shoes and sexy uniforms.

8. Needles: 'tis better to give than to receive.
7. Confidence in reassuring patients that all bleeding stops ... eventually.
6. Opportunity to expose yourself to rare, exotic, and exciting new diseases.
5. Interesting aromas.
4. Courteous and infallible doctors who always leave clear orders in perfectly legible handwriting.
3. Admit it, it's a lot easier than med school.

2. Celebrate the holidays with all your friends...at work.
1. Comfort in the knowledge that most of your patients survive no matter what you do to them.

Comments

Feb. 3rd, 2010 04:48 pm (UTC)
I must confess, I had to laugh while reading this ^-^
med_cat: (Bones McCoy)
Feb. 3rd, 2010 07:39 pm (UTC)
Well, it IS meant to be funny...and it IS, to some extent, true! ;)
Feb. 3rd, 2010 06:42 pm (UTC)
Dr Watson and Dr McCoy would approve of this !!! :D
med_cat: (Watson amused)
Feb. 3rd, 2010 07:40 pm (UTC)
Thank you, my dear lady ;)
Feb. 6th, 2010 05:39 am (UTC)
LoL Love it. :)
med_cat: (Watson amused)
Feb. 6th, 2010 10:22 am (UTC)
Very glad you enjoyed!