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Priorities test according to Sigmund Freud

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Reposted from [livejournal.com profile] konstansa 
Freud’s priorities
Представим, что в доме разом случился кавардак. Обычная история. Если монстры атакуют, то все разом.
Я про это уже писала вот тут

В общем, так уж получилось, что у вас разом… зазвонил телефон, заплакал ребенок, кто-то начал трезвонить в дверь, в это же время вдруг резко начался страшный дождь, а у вас на балконе проветривается одежда. И еще, нужно срочно закрыть на кухне кран, иначе вот уже сию минуту польется через край.

В какой последовательности вы будете совершать действия?

Якобы, это тест жизненных приоритетов по Фрейду, и каждый пункт обозначает определенную сферу вашей жизни.
Ключ завтра выложу. А вы подумайте, набросайте мне тут свое решение, а потом сверитесь.

1 - ответить на звонок
2 - успокоить ребенка
3 - открыть входную дверь
4 - убрать с балкона одежду
5 - закрыть кран.

На всякий случай даю оригинал теста.

Five things are happening in your house at the same time. In which sequence would you solve them?

The telephone is ringing!
The baby is crying!
Someone’s knocking or calling you from the front door!
You hung the clothes out to dry and it is beginning to rain!
You left the tap on in the kitchen and the water is already overflowing!

In which sequence would you solve these problems?


Нашла у [livejournal.com profile] mi3ch.

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EDIT 8/8/10: here's the answer key:
UPD. Every individual point represents something in your life.
1. Telephone represents Work
2. Baby represents Family
3. Door represents Friends
4. Clothes represent Money
5. Tap represents Sex

PS Ну уж совсем на всякий случай для японо-китайско-французско говорящих:
1. Телефон - Работа
2. Ребенок - Семья
3. Дверь - Друзья
4. Одежда - Деньги
5. Кран - Секс


Конечно же, старик Фреейд так все подстроил, чтобы мы все сексуальными маниаками оказались)
Ну кто бы сомневался.

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Aug. 7th, 2010 12:44 pm (UTC)
1. Answer the door
2. See to baby
3. answer phone (if it is still ringing it must be important!)
4. Sort out running tap
5. Bring in clothes

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Aug. 8th, 2010 12:55 pm (UTC)
Answer key is in post ;)
Aug. 7th, 2010 01:01 pm (UTC)
Turn off tap.
If i recognize the voice thru the door, get the door, then the baby. otherwise baby first, then door.
Consider answering the phone on the way to get the clothes in - or not, it can go to voicemail and i'll pick it up then.

so,
- Tap
- Door/Baby
- Phone (or not)
- Clothes
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Aug. 8th, 2010 12:55 pm (UTC)
See the answer key in the post ;)
Aug. 7th, 2010 07:42 pm (UTC)
I followed you from a comment you left at petrusplancius' journal and was intrigued by this, so as it's a public post, I'll take the liberty to participate:

1.) Water: Most urgent, can cause a lot of mess/damage.
2.) Baby: Most important, but can probably wait the couple of seconds it takes to turn off the water. If possible, I'd deal with it simultaneously.
3.) Clothes: A little rain won't ruin them, so they can wait.
4.) Just ignore the knocking, if it's some stranger or salesman or Jehovah's Witnesses. Shout to wait a minute, if it's the postman or a neighbour. (If it's a friend, then I'd let them in right after I had turned off the tap, with the baby under my arm, and ask them to help me get in the clothes.)
5.) The telephone must have stopped ringing by then. They'll call again, and it's never important.

Will there be some kind of a solution?
Aug. 7th, 2010 07:56 pm (UTC)
(I googled the solution. Some of it makes sense. My comment on the telephone puts a big grin on my face now.)
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Aug. 8th, 2010 12:55 pm (UTC)
Solution is now added in the post above and you are more than welcome to visit my LJ if you like ;)
Aug. 10th, 2010 10:52 am (UTC)
Thank you! I agree that the test might not be fully valid, but fun. My result (at least as I interpret it) makes tons of sense and makes me look rather nice: So deep deep down, I'd ideally deal with love and family at the same time. Unaware of the irony I note that the whole love business is just a matter of a very short time anyway, but, if ignored, liable to cause a lot of mess/damage. I'm not too worried about the money. And if friends are friends they're high priority for me. Work is never important.
Aug. 10th, 2010 10:58 am (UTC)
(If there's anything I object to, then the silent assumption that sex, family, money, friends and work are the five big issues in everybody's life. Why not, say, eating or reading or varnishing the windows or going for a walk.)
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Aug. 10th, 2010 11:38 am (UTC)
Ha! That's an interesting perspective; would've never thought of that. But yes, you are quite right--say, for someone who is single, not in a relationship and has no close living relatives, family may not be one of the top 5...things like that.
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Aug. 10th, 2010 11:42 am (UTC)
ah btw--off-topic--do you know there was a lovely Soviet cartoon about Leopold? ;)
Aug. 20th, 2010 01:10 am (UTC)
Ah, thank you! Didn't know.

...Oh, a cat! A distant relative to Bagpuss?
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Aug. 20th, 2010 02:35 am (UTC)

take a look :))

Not seen Bagpuss, so couldn't say...funny you should mention Bagpuss, though, as a good friend of mine uses that in her LJ name ;)

And here's Leopold: http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=kot+leopold&aq=0

What he says to the mice at the end of every cartoon is, "Folks, let's get along with each other as friends should"

Enjoy!
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Aug. 10th, 2010 11:41 am (UTC)
Hee ;) Well, I'm glad you enjoyed and yes quite so, it was fun more than valid, I'd say. As for my opinion, I thought identifying the ringing phone with sex was quite odd and, in fact, rather crazy...in fact, the original poster (konstansa) dryly remarked that "of course, old Freud would have rigged his test in such a way that we'd all turn out to be sex maniacs, who'd have doubted it" :P

And I respectfully beg to differ...work is important to me, and it was also thus to my parents...it depends ;)
Aug. 8th, 2010 02:01 pm (UTC)

:)

5.
2.
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Aug. 8th, 2010 10:48 pm (UTC)

Re: :)

hee ;) See above for key ;)
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Aug. 8th, 2010 10:49 pm (UTC)

and that was my answer ;)

1. Get the baby
2. Turn off the tap in the kitchen
3. See who's at the front door
4. Answer the phone (or let the answering machine pick up--anyhow if it's important, they'll call back)
5. Get the clothes

**
I don't think this test is fully valid--if I'm expecting a very important phone call, I would get it first...(after getting the baby) and if I'm not expecting visitors, I'd not hurry to the front door...so it depends on the circumstances also...
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Aug. 11th, 2010 12:36 am (UTC)
Ой! какой у тебя необычный перепост.
с полем слева.
как ты такое сделала?
я тоже так хочу научиться.
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Aug. 11th, 2010 12:37 am (UTC)
HAHAHAHA!

I've no idea--I copied and pasted--that's how it came out! ;) I actually didn't want it that way :)))
Aug. 11th, 2010 12:41 am (UTC)
надо же) первый раз такое вижу)
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Aug. 11th, 2010 01:15 am (UTC)
LOL yes; it was some formatting within your post ;)