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Dec. 22nd, 2012 at 10:12 PM
To calculate the path of a star,
And to grow beautiful gardens,
And to curb a typhoon,
Magic can do everything!
I have a diploma,
But the problem is,
That I am an almighty magician
Only on paper.
In vain have the instructors
Wasted their time upon me,
In vain has the most skilled magician
Tried his best to teach me,
I didn't listen attentively to my wise instructors,
And all the tasks they set me to do
I did without due diligence.
I wanted to make a thunderstorm,
And instead I got a goat,
A pink goat, with a yellow stripe!
And a leg instead of a tail,
And on that leg a pair of horns.
I wouldn't want to meet that goat again!
Refrain: in vain did the instructors...e