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Feb. 3rd, 2013 at 8:18 PM
Жизнь слишком коротка, чтобы тратить ее на диеты, жадных мужчин и плохое настроение.
Life is too short to spend it on diets, greedy men, and bad mood.
Life is too short to spend it on diets, greedy men, and bad mood.
☀ В моем тучном теле сидит очень даже стройная женщина, но ей никак не удается выбраться наружу. А учитывая мой аппетит, для нее, похоже, это пожизненное заключение.
There's quite a slender woman sitting inside my stout body, but she can't manage to get out. And taking my appetite into account, I suspect she'll be imprisoned for life.
There's quite a slender woman sitting inside my stout body, but she can't manage to get out. And taking my appetite into account, I suspect she'll be imprisoned for life.
☀ Есть такие люди, к которым просто хочется подойти и поинтересоваться, сложно ли без мозгов жить.
There are some people to whom one is tempted to just come up and inquire if it's difficult to live without any brains.
There are some people to whom one is tempted to just come up and inquire if it's difficult to live without any brains.
☀ У Раневской спросили: что для нее самое трудное?
— О, самое трудное я делаю до завтрака, — сообщила она.
— И что же это?
— Встаю с постели.
Ranevskaya was asked what is the most difficult thing for her?
--Oh, I always do the most difficult thing for me before breakfast--she declared.
--And what's that?
--I get out of bed.
Ranevskaya was asked what is the most difficult thing for her?
--Oh, I always do the most difficult thing for me before breakfast--she declared.
--And what's that?
--I get out of bed.
☀ Когда я выйду на пенсию, то абсолютно ничего не буду делать. Первые месяцы просто буду сидеть в кресле-качалке.
— А потом?
— А потом начну раскачиваться.
When I retire, I intend to do absolutely nothing. For the first few months, I will simply sit in my rocking chair.
--And then?
--And then I'll start rocking back and forth.
When I retire, I intend to do absolutely nothing. For the first few months, I will simply sit in my rocking chair.
--And then?
--And then I'll start rocking back and forth.
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