Jun. 15th, 2014 at 4:44 PM
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If No One Ever Marries Me
If no one ever marries me,—
And I don't see why they should,
For nurse says I'm not pretty,
And I'm seldom very good—
If no one ever marries me
I shan't mind very much;
I shall buy a squirrel in a cage,
And a little rabbit-hutch:
I shall have a cottage near a wood,
And a pony all my own,
And a little lamb quite clean and tame,
That I can take to town:
And when I'm getting really old,—
At twenty-eight or nine—
I shall buy a little orphan-girl
And bring her up as mine.
Laurence Alma-Tadema (1865 – 1940)
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Comments
And--yes--but only when the narrator is "really old", mind you, like 28 or 29...:P