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DEAR ABBY: I would like to respond to your "Confidential" to "Wants to Get Rich Quick in Nevada." I agree that "the quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket"; however, may I also suggest that Ireland is a good place to invest it? I have it on reliable authority that the capital there is always Dublin!
-- RAY PLOETZ, MAPLE GROVE, MINN.

DEAR RAY: You may suggest it, but I suspect your "reliable authority" is full of Blarney.

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