Dear Abby: Is it possible for a man to be in love with two women at the same time? —Jake
Dear Jake: Yes, and also hazardous.
Dear Abby: I've been going with this girl for a year. How can I get her to say yes? —Don
Dear Don: What's the question?
Dear Abby: I've been going steady with this man for six years. We see each other every night. He says he loves me, and I know I love him, but he never mentions marriage. Do you think he's going out with me just for what he can get? —Gertie
Dear Gertie: I don't know. What's he getting?
Dear Abby: What do you say to a niece with brown eyes and coal black hair who is married to a man who also has brown eyes and coal black hair and just gave birth to a baby boy with blue eyes and light blond hair?—Curious Uncle
Dear Curious: "Congratulations!"
Dear Abby: I have always wanted to have my family history traced, but I can't afford to spend a lot of money to do it. Have you any suggestions? —M.J.B. in Oakland, Calif.
Dear M.J.B.: Yes. Run for a public office.
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Also, I want to introduce the first guy to the concept of polyamory, and suggest Gertie bring up the subject of marriage if she wants to talk about it.
(Alos, I may have had a large nightcap to celebrate leaving work early)
Also re: Uncle, hair and eyes often darken later!
My parents both have dark hair; Mom has brown eyes, Dad has hazel eyes. When they expressed surprise over my red hair, the response from both sides of the family was "yay, the red hair finally showed up again!" (Mom's grandfather, Dad's aunts.)