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Feb. 6th, 2010 at 5:41 AM
Translation of lyrics:
Deep breath
arms wide apart
slowly
three
four
Morning calisthenics will give you
Morning calisthenics will give you
a cheerful mind
grace and elegance
overall good health
and sobers you up in the morning
(if you're still alive that is)
morning calisthenics!
if you're in your flat
lie down on the floor
three
four
make the movements properly
disregard outside influences
get used to the novelty
take deep breaths till you're exhausted
the incidence of flu is rising in all the countries
the epidemic is growing and spreading
if you're feeble, you will immediately drop dead of the flu
so, to preserve your health
use water rubs
if you're tired already,
sit and stand up...
again!
you don't need to be afraid of Arctic and Antarctic regions!
the chief academician Ioffe has proved it
the morning calisthenics are better for you than coffee and brandy!
don't talk
do sit ups till you fall down!
and don't be gloomy and frowning
if you can't take it any longer, rub your body all over with a cold wet cloth
no need to be afraid of bad news
in response to the news, we start running in place
even a beginner wins!
marvelous! among the runners nobody is behind or ahead
running in place makes everybody get along well!
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